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"Mom! What do you think you're doing? Why are you eating pudding in your bed? Can I eat pudding in my bed?" says the kid who should be sleeping. "Um, quit judging me, kid. I'm a grown up and I've earned the right to make bad food choices. Now get to bed and leave me to eat my bad decisions in peace." Sheesh! I can't sit in the dark and eat pudding in my bed without interruption!